So I was feeling really excited about my combee because a vespiqueen would cover my fighting type weakness perfectly. I show it to my roommate and he says, "you know that it only evolves if its female, right?" 

Never have I dropped the f-bomb with such vigor as I did that night. This game just hates me. I'm not paranoid; it actually wants to kill me in real life. I woke up the other night and it was standing over my bed just looking at me... Menacingly...

If I go missing, Pokemon X is probably the murderer.